She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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