Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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