Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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