I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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