My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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