GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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