omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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