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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!

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  Yes.

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  fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  they're like a gay fantastic four

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• (904): View more from Florida

  We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.

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• (716): View more from New York

  After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  No piss test, hell yeah

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  FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.

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