There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo