Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying