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• (303): View more from Colorado

  normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"

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• (518): View more from New York

  Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.

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• (310): View more from California

  Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide

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• (631): View more from New York

  He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night

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• (41): View more from Switzerland

  you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.

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