Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i'm going to rape that little man

(414): View more from Wisconsin

omg not your brother

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(573): View more from Missouri

i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?

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(847): View more from Illinois

why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?

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(602): View more from Arizona

If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.

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