this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Of course I have a pirate flag
It's rum buckets o'clock
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
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