Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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