I smell stomach acid.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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