we have officially lost it.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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