so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Nicole vs. Life
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
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No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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