exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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