I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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