so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
