i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
