He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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