as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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