Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Houston, we have a blender
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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