We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I am naked and annoyed.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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