remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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