This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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