She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Is it because I queefed?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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