belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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