I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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