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go home
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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