Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
