So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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