my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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