Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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