kristin has been a bad kristin
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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