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And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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