Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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