His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
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40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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