she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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