Me too!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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