so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
tell me about the fingering
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