i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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