There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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