i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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