You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Randomize
