I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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