Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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