if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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