so explain again why im purple
no
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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