isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
