you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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