I heard we made out
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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