"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Randomize