break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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