You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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