Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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