Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
tell me about the eggs
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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