I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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